Friday, December 21, 2012

Free at Last!

Well I had intended to update earlier, but stuff like life...or The Hobbit
..got in the way.

My last ditch effort to obtain to a star ended in the disaster below. I got this off of eBay, and the seller didn't exactly make it known that this thing was tiny. I'm glad I have Alison to fix things up right!

Also, if you're in the Houston area during Christmas, some of the best lights I've seen can be found along Prestonwood Forest. I think they call it the Nite of Lites or something like that to protest English's superfluous consonants.

I'm going to be a counselor in the Sunday School presidency. I'm not entirely sure what that will mean except for having to be prepared every Sunday to teach teenagers. Alison has been doing this everyday, and she says it's not so bad. I dunno...

We'll be flying out to Tucson tomorrow to hopefully cooler weather. Never thought I'd say that!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Bless My Stars and Garters, It's Gordon's Birthday!

Okay, so it was Gordon's birthday yesterday, but we were too busy having fun to blog about it then.  Here's an update on recent shenanigans at the townhouse!



Sunday, Birthday Sunday!

The birthday morning started in good fashion with German pancakes
(thank you, Williams-Sonoma), some eggnog, and the opening of
just one birthday present.  It was a stormy December 16th in
Houston this year, so Gordon's first birthday gift was very
weather appropriate.  You can see him below wearing his new
digs just before gobbling up the pancakes. (I am sorry I didn't
get a good picture of the food. I was distracted by the handsome
man in the trench coat.)

Yum!
(Looking closely, you may note chocolate, boysenberry jam, and whipped cream on top.)

Next we got going on preparations for Gordon's birthday dinner selection: Kraft Magazine's Slow-Cooker Pork Cassoulet.  This is the fancy name for what is essentially a hearty three-pork stew including pork shoulder, crumbled Italian sausage, and bacon (the selection of which was somewhat inspired by this: Bibbity-Bobbity-Bacon).  The birthday boy re-named the main dish Tres Puercos (a far better name), as it paired nicely with the cake - a Triple Chocolate Tres Leches, also from Kraft magazine.  


Though our Tres Leches did not turn out as beautifully as this one, it was very tasty.    
We went to church and had a lovely Sunday with our ward, then hurried home for more birthday-ing. (Gordon also got a new calling for his birthday, but he can tell you all about that later.)  I had informed Gordon that we were having one, possibly two, friends from our old ward over for dinner to celebrate. So, we started getting hour'devours and some sides ready.  By the  time  we were done making olive tepenade, crustinies, and getting out various cheeses and chips, the whole kitchen bar was covered with food.  

I had started to put ice in a bowl when he asked me again how many people were coming. I dodged, and said, "Just a couple... maybe I'm over-doing it."  (Okay, so I lied. I figured, with the quantity of hour-devours  at most of the family Sunday dinners, I could believably get away with putting out that much for a small group.)

Shortly thereafter, the doorbell rang.  Gordon answered and found the two friends I had mentioned... and seven more!  (I do believe he was successfully surprised, and I'll admit to feeling terribly clever.)  Everyone had a good laugh and dove into the fray, pulling out paper plates, serving dishes, salad, rolls, and other goodies brought by the surprise guests.  A good time (and perhaps too much food) was had by all!

After the Tres Puercos and Leches had all been eaten and cleared away,
and all the guests had gone, we finished opening presents and got to catch
up with some of the family.  Here are some more pictures of birthday fun!

Top Right: Gordon admires his new knife set. "Maybe I don't want a gun now!"
Middle Left: Playing with knives!
Middle Right: Making a call on with his Ooma!
Bottom Left: Birthday Cards!
Bottom Right: The Birthday Gift Umbrella! (There WAS a use for it!)




About that Star...

Some of your may recall, we have had trouble locating a simple, Christmas star to top off our Christmas tree. They all seem to be far too big, too glitzy, or too small to work.  We were really excited when we thought we had found a solution on e-bay, but it was not exactly what we were looking for.  (This is another story Gordon can tell you about later.) So, after calling one last Crate and Barrel only to find that they too were sold out of star tree toppers, I decided to take matters into my own hands. 
How hard can it be? 
 

One hour later...

And, Done! It's far from perfect, but it will certainly do for this year. Hurrah!
(Sorry, no garters.)

Also, some folks have been asking to see a pictures of the townhouse.  I'm happy to oblige! (The second floor will have to be shot another time, as it is currently experiencing some organizational difficulties.)

A Quick Photo-Tour!

Welcome to our entry way!

Observe, our dining area!

... and some creative use of spare decor and space.




Adjacent to the left, you will note our kitchen. 





Come on in and see what's inside!


Keen observers may find their own contributions amongst our kitchen accouterments!

Let's go back to the hall!

Here you will note the hall closet, and the door to the half bath just past the stairs.  Directly across from the half bath is our highly functional little wet-bar.  We're fond of filling water glasses here when feeling too lazy to walk all the way to the kitchen.  It's also a handy little storage space.


 

Welcome to out living room! We're fond of it.  

Aren't you?



Below is the view from our couch, on which we hope all of you will one day sit! 

(But, you know, not all at once.)



I could take you all upstairs...















... but I think I'll go have some cheese on toast instead.



Have a srumptulescent day! 

(I know I am.)

Sunday, December 9, 2012

It's Not Yet Begun to Feel Like Christmas

Time for more blog updates! I'm sure you are all waiting with bated breath to see what is going on with us. Well, time to unabate your breathing; I'm here to regale you with tales of...SHOPPING!

Even Macaulay Culkin is horrified
We needed to burn some of our Pottery Barn gift certificates because they are the first to expire. Alison dithered between pillows, pottery, and pictures before settling on a few items. Checking out turned out to be an ordeal because some of our gift cards could only be used once per transaction. After we got out of there, we hopped into Williamsonoma, which was actually a much more interesting store. However, I was on the phone with Jordan most the time, so I didn't get to enjoy it as much. I'm just glad Alison is willing to put up with my...lack of enthusiasm.

Trying to put the house in order, we've tried a little bit of decorating too. We started hitting the hardware stores. We checked out a craft store too. Now, you see this when you come to our door:

The EYE of CHRISTMAS sees you
Alison also patched together some boughs with bows and wire, sprucing up our stairwell:
It even smells a little like Christmas!
Of course, no holiday decorations can be complete without one of these:
It's so FESTIVE
Er...maybe? I was thinking more of this:
It's so ALMOST complete!
I feel like an adult now that I we have my our own Christmas tree! There's one minor niggle however. I can't find a suitable star to go atop our tree! Everything I have found is either gaudy, one-sided, or simply ill-suited to adorn the place of honor. Apparently illuminated tree toppers are a big thing now, but I don't want to have to run a special cord all the way up the tree just to light the star. I thought that purchasing a simple silver or gold star would be easy, but I have scoured stores both in meat and cyberspace without much luck. I think I may have finally found something on eBay (after rejecting a one-sided $50 offering from Pottery Yawn)...I'll let you know if it pans out.

Meanwhile, Magolf sits in the body shop, unpaid. NEVER, folks, try to go it without insurance. You'll save a lot of trouble...

And it's too stinking hot to be Christmas. HOUSTON, WE'RE BLAMING YOU.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Mind = Blown

Hey, this blogging thing...I've thought about doing it off and on and I figured, why not? It's a good way to keep in touch with the family in a more meaningful way than social media. Plus, I like being able to put in more content than they can accept.

I'll be upfront and warn that you might be weirded out or offended by stuff I say. Mainly because I am can be weird and offensive. It's OK to tell me so in the comments.

Well, Christmas is upon us! Just when we thought we had the whole wedding and Thanksgiving complex sorted, there seems to be another serving of hoopla awaiting us. Like any good hoopla, it deserves pics.

ZOMG IT'S CHRISTMAS!!1
Not wanting to be outdone by the city of Houston's Market Square Christmas tree, we spent some time shopping for decorating supplies. I've never done this before in my life. It makes me feel adult. So do moments like this.

Screw not included in original assembly
Yeah I got rear-ended. Again. This time the offending vehicle left behind a screw, as well as a sizable dent (not real obvious from the picture though). That means we get to spend the next week or two getting it fixed, figuring out how to get around, and making sure the offender really wants to pay out of pocket.

But that was a low point. We get to do other things in Houston besides drive!

WHOA THAT'S A WIDE ANGLE LENS

Santa wants to stroke Alison's hair. For some reason we're all OK with this.
In the Alley Theater...
We even found some time to rock. Alison was uninitiated to the ways of live Rush...

RYSH? Sounds like a dyslexic dwarf to me...


I HAS RING

Hey, I can almost see my band from up here!

Oh, thanks Mr. Screen! Now I actually can see them!

And as usual, after their shows, I feel like this afterwards:
Tim and Eric Awesome Show...I've never seen it but this gif is gold

The end.

We have a blog!

Isn't that neat? I've never been very good about keeping up with blogs, be they my own or other people's, but here goes.  Gordon suggested it, and I think it seems like a good idea.  Between the two of us, we should be able to keep things interesting.  So, welcome to our blog!  (Also, without cheating, give yourself bonus points if you know where our title comes from.)


(Double bonus points for figuring out where we took this picture)